gallusrostromegalus:

copperbadge:

I had a dream last night that I was moving to a rural lakeside area where the lake had a monster in it, Kelp Kevin. But Kelp Kevin wasn’t a mysterious rumor, he was just a weird big kelp-looking thing that showed up all the time. 

And as they were explaining Kelp Kevin to me, the monster himself burst out of the water, and I raised my hand on some weird instinct and as soon as I did he gave me a high five with a big kelpy limb. Then he vanished back into the water and everyone was like “Ayup, that’s Kelp Kevin.”

I hope everyone has a day of equivalent awesome to that of being high-fived by a cryptic lake monster named Kevin. 

This is the BEST cryptid I’ve ever heard of, please congratulate your subconcious for me.