moonlightsdreaming:

Reading Lineage VII by ruth baulding:

– Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon go to a jungle planet
– there are many, many bugs
– Obi-Wan literally cannot take two seconds to relieve himself without bugs ‘hitting below the belt’, so to speak
– naturally, bug bites on delicate parts ensue
– so, so much itching!
– Qui-Gon, as is fitting, is a hilarious dick about it
– then:

OBi-WAN THOUGHT THAT THE LIVING FORCE SHOULD GO SUCK HIS DICK

god fucking bless, that is pure Obi-Wan Kenobi sullenness right there