cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

jade harley sent instructions on how to make a cyborg plush bunny to jake and he did it with help from dirk (robotics) and roxy (coding) so forgive me for fixating on jade dirk and roxy being a powerhouse for the WORST and most chaotic creations known to man

heres a list of things they’ve made:

  •  an alarm clock that explodes when you snooze it
  • a robot that can detect where your eye is and shines a laser in it
  • a cat
  • a motorized pumpkin that tries to run into your ankles
  • a peripheral for pesterchum thats just a big keyboard with two buttons that say “yes” and “go on”
  • a robot that builds doorbells and installs them without your approval
  • a cat but it can fly
  • motorized shopping cart
  • a bot that posts your drafts when you use the shower for too long (done without dirk’s approval)
  • a gun but its a lighter
  • a gun but its a camera
  • a camera but its a gun
  • uranium powered coin sorter
  • sentient handmixer (mistake)
  • this:

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