jumpingjacktrash:

belinsky:

kyraneko:

thepurposeofplaying:

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

YES, ACTUALLY YES HE FUCKING DID BC

(a) EVERY COLLEGE THEN WAS GHOST COLLEGE bc ghosts were widely believed to be Real™ n thus scholars learnt abt them. moreover, as everybody knows, ghosts only communicate in Latin; Latin is the scholastic language. Horatio is a scholar, thus both knows abt ghosts and knows Latin, so it is very reasonable to assume he will b able to ask this one what up (as obviously sth must b up 4 it 2b wandering around, why else wld it b here, gawd, this is like. the most basic of basic-level shit)

(B) WITTENBERG WHERE HORATIO STUDIES WAS LIKE. T H E MOST SPOOPY OF GHOST COLLEGES bc they were alllllll about theology n the supernatural n shit so SUPPOSING HORATIO WILL KNO HIS SHIT ABT GHOSTS IS IN FACT A THOROUGHLY SENSIBLE ASSUMPTION

this has been said before but i am fucking adding it again bc it HACKS ME TF OFF when ppl reblog the post w/o commentary as if OP jsut fucking checkmated Shakespeare when in fact all they managed to do was fail at the most basic historical contextualisation of this scene n make a fcuking fool of emselves lmao

this feels less like a “checkmate, Shakespeare” moment than a “fuck was this dude on, this shit’s surreal” moment

personally I kinda love the complete effect of “thing that made sense when originally written appears hilarious/fascinating/weird as balls to people who don’t have that context, and then context is made known to them and it’s like a whole new level of supercool” 

it’s like the circle of life for shakespeare plays. “lol have the college guy talk to the ghost because as a college guy he has the necessary experience” transmutes into “every college was ghost college in shakespeare’s time” and the whole effect is awesome.

just gonna add a bunch of things here bc i love this moment in the play actually and it’s really interesting!  because shakespeare was p smart.

  • marcellus and bernardo have seen the ghost before but they go to horatio with this information before they go to, say, anyone who actually fucking lives there
  • given hamlet’s reaction to horatio showing up in the next scene we can be pretty sure that no one knew horatio was even coming to elsinore (unless maybe claudius and gertrude invited him without telling hamlet and the soldiers got to him before they could work on him like ros&guil, but a) that’s a stretch and b) horatio’s relationship with the family outside of hamlet is seriously up for debate and a big question to answer for that role)
  • so like… how did m&b even find horatio to tell him about the ghost and why was it him they told?  clearly they want to get validation before going to someone Important but the circumstances of this arrangement are RULL WEIRD
  • (the ‘you went to ghost college’ line isn’t just about horatio being able to speak to the ghost bc he’s been to ghost college, it’s about having a SCHOLAR validate what they saw, so when they go to someone with power to do something about it they can push horatio to the front and say ‘the learned rich guy thinks there’s a ghost too please actually listen to us’)
  • when they DO go to tell hamlet it’s basically just a bff reunion + btw ghost so clearly they did some strategizing after this scene as to how best to broach that topic (it’s horatio that says ‘it’ll probably speak to hamlet’ but if it had been someone different would they have thought ‘it’ll probably speak to gertrude’? that they go to hamlet with it is BECAUSE horatio is there so like… again i come back to how did they find him)
  • PEOPLE P MUCH ALWAYS CUT THESE LINES BUT BOTH THE SOLDIERS AND HORATIO ASSUME THE GHOST IS THERE BECAUSE OF THE WAR WITH NORWAY, NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS DEATH– it would’ve been a HELLA PLOT TWIST when he started talking about murder in 1.5
  • wittenberg was also famously associated with dr. faustus and martin luther, which the audience at the time would have known, which is part of why it was the most spoopy
  • we don’t know horatio went to wittenberg at this point.  like we the reader know, we the people putting on this play know, but we the audience don’t know.  it’s actually a cool ‘aha’ moment in the next scene when claudius brings up wittenberg and you’re like AH YES, GHOST COLLEGE 
  • we also have no idea what horatio and hamlet’s relationship is like so when horatio shows up in the next scene and hamlet goes from ‘i hate everyone’ to ‘OMG UR HEEEEEEEEEERE’ with this dude we only know as ‘new in town’ and ‘intellectual’ we know that hamlet will believe him about the ghost and that (because we’ve already been over how he’s level headed and smart) he’ll be there to help us out with our lead who’s not quite all there which is a p cool setup by billy
  • why is the ghost just like wandering the battlements?  it’s pretty heavily implied he won’t speak to anyone but hamlet so why doesn’t he just go to him?  the haunting rules for the ghost are all over the place and again that’s like a serious conversation you have to have with the actor, what the heck is he doing here
  • TBH THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THIS SCENE, THAT A LOT OF LIKE SUPER ESTABLISHED SCHOLARS AND DIRECTORS STRAIGHT UP FORGET:  this scene is here at least partially to establish that the ghost is objectively there.  there is some sort of fragment of spirit wandering the battlements that looks like the dead king and it wants something.  it only TALKS to hamlet, and when it shows up later gertrude can’t see it, but the first thing we learn in this play is THERE IS A GHOST. shakespeare takes great care to make sure we know we can trust our eyes with it.  our ears perhaps not, but the play is not from hamlet’s pov. we start with marcellus and bernardo, and grounded loyal horatio, saying ‘what the fuck what is this ghost doing here’.  the mystical bit isn’t what’s up for debate
  • also ‘thou’rt a scholar, speak to it horatio’ is fucking hilarious and no one ever plays it as a joke
  • like why isn’t this ALWAYS staged as marcellus and bernardo hiding behind horatio and pushing him at the ghost and him going ?!!!?!?!?!?!?  i just got here and you have swords what the fuck is wrong with you

basically it’s like a couple of small town cops going “oh thank fuck agent mulder is here”

AVOID THE WINDOWS 10 OCTOBER 2018 UPDATE OR RISK LOSING ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL FILES

necro-om-nom-nomicon:

mamoru:

Posted Oct 5th, 2018

Many users are reporting massive data loss following the October 2018 Windows 10 update. Personal files are being deleted and hard drives are being corrupted in addition to several performance glitches. Users who have received the update are reporting all of their personal files such as documents, music, pictures, and videos being deleted following the update.

Some people have lost hundreds of gigabytes of data. These files are completely disappearing following the update – they do not wind up in the recycle bin, they are completely gone. Other users are reporting their entire hard drives or SSDs becoming corrupted, making rollback and recovery of said deleted files impossible.

In addition to the file deletion, devices with 6th generation Intel processors and newer are reporting awful battery life and CPU usage following the update.

Long story short, hold off on the October 2018 update for now. There are too many glitches and way too much to lose. If you attempt it,

BACK UP ALL OF YOUR FILES FIRST.

More information:

Digital Trends

Forbes

Cnet

ZDnet

Hey, so Microsoft removed the update, which is Update 1809.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-pulls-windows-10-october-update-version-1809/

https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/6/17944966/microsoft-windows-10-october-2018-update-documents-deleted-issues-windows-update-paused

https://www.engadget.com/2018/10/06/windows-10-october-update-delete-pulled/

Quantas T Koala

doctorbeth:

Isn’t that just a perfect name for a koala?  Quantas’ person first wrote back in 2016 about some possible surgery for Quantas, but she wasn’t ready to part with him at that point.  Then in May, she wrote to say she was ready to send him in.  Quantas is a 38 year old pot belly koala and while his name makes him sound cuddly, his box came marked “Warning: Angry koala inside”!  He didn’t like being locked up!

Here are the diagnosis photos Quantas’ person sent:

As you can see, he has some tears, his ears have lost the lining, and he has some runs.  He also was hoping for a spa and some fluffing.

Here he is starting his spa (I think he looks a bit more frightened… I don’t think he’s swum before):

Next we had to choose the fur for his new inner ears.  I sent two options:

His person chose the top one.  So the surgery commenced and once he was better, I send some chubbiness approval pics:

A bit plumper please was the response.  Here he is all better:

The finger shows he’s relatively dense, which is what his person wanted. 

Quantas T. Koala flew home to Colorado and his person wrote:

Q and I have been happily reunited. He’s a BIT grumpy about having to stay in the mailbox last night but I’m giving him extra cuddles! Thank you so much, he looks AMAZING!

rrueplumet:

BE PREPARED | A mix of my personal favourite villain songs from various animated Non/Disney films.  A collection of villainy and bone-chilling evil… or, in some cases, jazz. 

IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT (rasputin; anastasiaPOOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS (ursala; the little mermaidYOU’RE ONLY SECOND RATE (jafar; aladdin ii: the return of jafarOOGIE BOOGIE’S SONG (oogie boogie; nightmare before christmasMOTHER KNOWS BEST (mother gothel; tangledGASTON (gaston; beauty and the beast) THE GOSPEL TRUTH II (hades; herculesRUBER’S SONG (ruber; quest for camelotSNUFF OUT THE LIGHT (yzma; kingdom of the sun/the emperor’s new grooveHOW CAN I REFUSE (preminger; princess and the pauperARE YOU IN OR OUT (sa’luk; aladdin and the king of thievesNO MORE MISTER NICE GUY (lord rothbart; the swan princessTOXIC LOVE (hexxus; ferngullyPLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS (hotep and huy; the prince of egyptHELLFIRE (frollo; the hunchback of notre dame) FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE (dr facilier; the princess and the frog)  BE PREPARED (scar; the lion king)  

listen

xanaphia:

seconddoubt:

left-reminders:

calliope-lalonde:

someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

Let homeless people occupy peopleless homes, build houses for use rather than exchange, 3D print comfortable houses in a day, convert corporate skyscrapers into housing and commercial malls into publicly-accessible community centers with living commons and entertainment

When you say it to people and they break

“But the money? … we can’t just? But, Money? We can’t just… help… people? Can we? The Money. We can’t just help people? Like that? We can’t just? Money?”

To really break them, tell them it’s cheaper to give homeless people homes than it is to leave them on the street.

what diabetes ACTUALLY is

wigglyflippingout:

collegefatty22:

wigglyflippingout:

for @polyglotplatypus and various other people who are confused. this aims to stop the spread of misinformation. this is not a comprehensive guide, nor should this be substituted for advice from your doctor about your circumstance.

what is diabetes? diabetes is when your body does not have insulin that can handle the sugar in your blood. because of this, sugar in your blood builds and builds to dangerous levels. diabetics are people who know that their body does not have insulin available to handle their blood sugar, so they have to help out managing it.

what is blood sugar? it is what your body runs on. it’s not inherently bad. everyone has it and needs it in normal amounts. if you have very low blood sugar, it’s a good way to be dead! your body needs fuel to run. 

everything you eat is converted into blood sugar. the cells in your body only accept glucose to run off of. (if you’ve taken high-level biology, you’ve probably diagrammed how glucose is turned in your cells into ATP.) some foods are broken down into glucose very quickly, or don’t really need breaking down at all – candy, cake frosting, the sugar in fruit. some foods take a little longer to break down – we call these “complex” carbohydrates. these include things like whole grains, peas, and beans. fat is also broken down into blood sugar: you can think of fat chemically as very similar to a sugar, but in big long chains, even bigger than a complex carbohydrate. finally, proteins take the longest amount of time to break down at all, because they’re the least similar to that little glucose that your body wants, and so it takes your body awhile to hack them all down to size.

what’s supposed to happen with blood sugar? well, it’s supposed to get into your cells to help power them. however, the glucose molecule is kinda big. it needs somebody to hold a door open for it. insulin is a hormone that your pancreas produces; it runs ahead of the glucose and holds open the door.

what can go wrong with how blood sugar is supposed to get in there? the two ways this can go wrong are the defining features of the two types of diabetes.

in type one diabetes, insulin just… ain’t there. most people who have this end up developing it in early childhood. many others who develop it later have had damage to their pancreas in some way – like they have had pancreatitis, or pancreatic cancer. if the pancreas isn’t functioning, it can’t make insulin for you, so you get type one diabetes. since a type one diabetic has no insulin (or really not enough), they must take insulin. this usually means by injection before every meal.

in type two diabetics, insulin is around, but doesn’t want to work right. think of it like insulin is at the door, but has the wrong key. this can develop gradually over time, and usually develops in adulthood.

how does someone get diabetes? for type one diabetes, it seems to be straight-up luck of the draw with a heavy genetic component. there’s nothing really you can do to prevent it. most of the time it happens because it is actually an autoimmune disease. in other words, your body flips out and goes after your own pancreas. there’s a lot of research going on about how maybe we can help prevent that from happening, at least for the people where it seems to just happen (instead of having another definite cause, like an infection or cancer of the pancreas).

for type two diabetes, there are also many different factors. it also has a genetic component, but there are many other risk factors.

risk factors for type two diabetes include:

  • your ethnicity.
  • your age. (the older you get, the more likely you are to get it, as your body may stop making effective insulin.)
  • taking certain psychiatric medications.
  • taking steroids for medical conditions, especially long-term.
  • high blood pressure or high cholesterol.
  • having polycystic ovarian syndrome.
  • having gestational diabetes, or giving birth to a kid weighing more than 9 lbs at birth.
  • a family history of diabetes.
  • having acanthosis nigricans (thick, darker skin of a different texture around your neck and armpits)
  • and finally: being overweight.

no one single factor is wholly to blame. often in people with type two diabetes, there are a lot of these things all working at once.

type two diabetes is something where you can try to avoid it, and it will still get you. you can eat right and do all you can, but if you have other risk factors, you can still get it. there are many risk factors that simply cannot be avoided.

“but aren’t type two diabetics just gluttons who gave it to themselves?”

NO. this is a dangerous way to think about this disease! although being overweight IS often a factor, it is not the ONLY factor by far. people who have type two diabetes did not cause it all by themselves, it is not a “just punishment” for them; it is not a sign they are lazy, or gluttons, or sign of a moral judgment against them!

DIABETES CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE WITH ANY ONE OF THE RISK FACTORS!

(that also assumes that being overweight means somebody must just be “eating bad”. there are many reasons someone can be overweight, many of them totally out of their control. to say someone should be able to control that one variable absolutely, and thus that diabetes is their punishment, is to have a very cruel and wrongheaded idea of how the human body works!)

“it’s just too much sugar, right?”

NO. diabetes is a more complex disease. if it were just too much sugar, we could solve it a lot more easily. it’s not too many people trying to come into the nightclub – it’s the bouncer being asleep and not letting anyone in.

“can you cure diabetes?”

NO. DIABETES HAS NO CURE. this does not mean that you will die if you get it, however! diabetes is like having an allergy, for example. it is something you will have to manage your entire life. however, diabetes can be effectively managed very easily. it is a very common illness and we have pretty good knowledge about how to manage it, and you can absolutely lead a happy, long life if you are diabetic. the idea that you will be “finished” managing your diabetes, however, is a very dangerous one. managing it is very doable, but if you decide to stop managing it, you can hurt yourself very badly, leading to consequences like losing limbs, having to rely on dialysis (since your kidneys are too damaged to work), going blind, or even just straight-up dying.

“how do you manage diabetes?”

type one diabetes has basically one treatment: type one diabetics must take insulin. this is usually by injection – controlled before meals, or done throughout the day by an insulin pump, or sometimes both. there are not any other treatment options right now for type one diabetes; you cannot control type one diabetes with diet, or exercise, or right now even taking a pill once a day.

type two diabetes has more treatment options. often treating type two diabetes means a combination of things like a regular diet, exercise, oral medications, injected insulin (both short and long acting), and injected medications that are not insulin (and are usually taken once-weekly). most type two diabetics use a combination of these options to manage their diabetes.

being able to control type two diabetes through diet and exercise alone is rare. although these things help, most people still have to take a medication of some sort. this is not because they are lazy, this is not because they have failed to manage their illness properly. on the contrary, someone who takes medication is very interested in managing their diabetes properly! one should not make moral judgements, nor should one say that everyone can treat their type two diabetes with diet and exercise alone!

“okay, so diabetics need to avoid sugar, right?”

nope! diabetics can have sugar – they just need to PLAN for it. this includes things like taking more insulin to compensate, eating less of other carbohydrate foods to ‘make room’, and so on. a diabetic is not banned from eating all sugar forever. the goal of diabetes management through diet is balance, not strict elimination. the other key is appropriate portion sizes. someone who isn’t diabetic can sit down and eat an entire bag of gummi bears and be okay, though they probably won’t feel that great. someone who is diabetic and eats an entire bag of gummi bears is going to be in serious trouble, and might have to go to the emergency room for help.

“what is the goal for a diabetic diet and treatment of diabetes, then, if it’s not avoiding all sugar?”

the goal of well-treated diabetes is blood sugars that are steady and in range. 

blood sugars being within range are important because too much blood sugar can cause permanent damage to your body. you can think of glucose as being a little jagged or stabby. when there is too much glucose in your blood, it means it scrapes around places where your blood vessels get very delicate and fine. for example, in your eyes, those blood vessels may be damaged if you have had high blood sugar for a long time, causing blindness that is irreversible. it can also damage the delicate blood vessels that your kidneys use to filter things through, leading to damage there. in addition, nerve damage can result, leading to something called diabetic neuropathy, where nerves hurt because high blood glucose has damaged them (particularly in places like your hands and feet). on top of that, too much blood sugar can just ‘gunk up the works’, meaning wounds that you get heal up more slowly which means you are much more likely to deal with infections.

blood sugars being steady are important because it is easy to get into a cycle of peaks and valleys, and these can be very dangerous immediately. while high blood sugar over the long term can cause damage, it can also be something to look out for in the short term, too. when you go too high, your body tries to compensate for that ‘spike’. that can lead to it scrambling to make stuff that will then make your blood sugar too low. then it tries to correct that, and your blood sugar gets slung all around. this feels really really awful! it is also dangerous because low blood sugar can kill you. it can make you dizzy, irrational, irritable, and disoriented; it can also cause people to pass out or faint. and if it goes too low, your body just doesn’t work, like a car running out of fuel. if your heart doesn’t have any way to get more glucose to it so it can keep beating… it doesn’t beat!

although high blood sugar is still really not good, a blood sugar low is often an immediate crisis. this is why, if you’re diabetic, you need to carry something with you at all times to get your blood sugar up quickly – something like glucose tablets, hard candies, or even a small tube of icing for decorating. (something you can hold under your tongue is ideal, because that will be where it is absorbed most quickly.)

“how do you plan a diabetic diet around those goals, then?”

working with a dietician is the best way to get some insight to this, but a diabetic diet is mainly about balance – avoiding things that spike your blood sugar up high and will then slam you back down into a low. instead, you look for pairing “quick” foods with “slow” ones. that way instead of a peak and immediate valley, you get a gradual tapering off – a nice gentle slope. this way, there’s no overcompensation that sends you into a dangerous low. you also need to avoid making that spike up after a meal too large, so that you are always within a safe blood sugar range that is not too high.

you can know how quickly a food is turned into blood sugar by looking at its glycemic index. a high glycemic index means that a food becomes blood sugar very quickly. these are “simple carbohydrates”, things like candy, a sugary coffee drink, white bread, and pasta. generally these are the foods that a diabetic has to eat with caution. many times a simple carbohydrate can be swapped out for a complex carbohydrate, which has a lower glycemic index – stuff like eating whole wheat instead of white bread. proteins and fats generally have much lower glycemic index.

that’s why it’s a good idea to pair proteins and carbs. this helps even people who aren’t diabetic. if you’ve ever felt a “crash” after a sugar buzz, that’s your body going “ooergh, we kinda made too much insulin after that sugary thing, guys, and we don’t feel so good”. non-diabetics are able to just get through this without intervention, but hey, if you can avoid feeling a tad icky, that’s a pretty good thing, right? follow the diabetic idea of making sure you pair something quick with something slow: for example, if you’re having a banana for a snack, put some peanut butter on it. the fat and protein in peanut butter will give your body something to work on when it’s all finished with the banana. or instead of having some toast with honey – two quick things paired together – have a slice of cheese toast instead, since cheese is more ‘slow’.

“what should i do to help my diabetic friends? what are some things i really need to know?”

you need to know that:

  • DIABETES IS NOT A MORAL FAILING. if your friend has diabetes, it doesn’t mean that it’s because they are fat and lazy. it just means they have diabetes.
  • DIABETES IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT. that is one risk factor for one type of the two types. you can be diabetic and skinny. don’t promote the idea that only fat people need to worry about it! it will lead people to believe they’re okay when they’re in danger!
  • BEING DIABETIC IS A LIFELONG DIAGNOSIS. there is no cure. once someone is a diabetic, they don’t get to ‘un-become’ a diabetic. they will need to manage it for all of their lives.
  • THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO MANAGE DIABETES EFFECTIVELY. all of them are valid. just because someone is able to not use insulin does not mean that everyone can skip out on insulin; just because someone uses insulin doesn’t mean everybody’s gotta use insulin, either. the end goal is managing your diabetes effectively. nobody is more ‘morally pure’ or ‘better’ because they use one strategy or another, and what may work for one person may not be enough – or too much! – for another.
  • HIGH BLOOD SUGARS ARE DANGEROUS. they can cause substantial damage, especially long-term. this is why diabetes involves so many other doctors sometimes, like podiatrists (checking for diabetic neuropathy in the feet) and optometrists (checking for diabetic damage to the eyes).
  • LOW BLOOD SUGARS ARE DANGEROUS AND AN IMMEDIATE PROBLEM. if your diabetic friend is acting confused, shaking, dizzy, saying their heart is racing, or having a headache, or any other combination of the above and more, get them to test their blood sugar right away! and if your friend passes out, CALL FOR HELP AND TELL THE PARAMEDICS THAT YOUR FRIEND IS A DIABETIC. a very low blood sugar is immediately life threatening.
  • DIABETICS CAN EAT SUGAR. they just have to compensate for it. tell your diabetic friends if something has sugar so they know how to balance for it. try to make sure there are options with fats and proteins to go along with sugary things if you can (like eating your dessert at the end of the rest of your meal, instead of a couple of hours later all alone).
  • DIABETES ISN’T A DEATH SENTENCE. it’s just a thing. most diabetics live long and happy lives, and there is a lot of support for people who are diabetic. if you are diagnosed as diabetic, don’t despair! it’s not the end of the world. you can even still have sweets!

there are ways to be healthy and happy and diabetic, and they’re pretty easy to find with help of your doctor – but first you must understand what diabetes actually is.

again, this is a quick overview. this is not comprehensive and should not be substituted for medical treatment. but hopefully it clears up some of the longstanding myths and misconceptions. further sources to justify every point can be given upon request.

I don’t have diabetes but this is very informative you’re always told that if you eat a lot of sugar you’ll get diabetes which isn’t true.

i’m glad i could help out!

honestly there is just a ton of misinformation out there. and that misinformation leads to a lot of harm, too. even if it’s people who are well-meaning, they’ll still end up hurting people, and this is serious enough to not play with.

and hey, i think it’s really important that non-diabetics know this stuff. that way they can go, “oh, my friend is diabetic. if i see them getting really out of sorts, maybe i can suggest they check their blood sugar.” which, as a diabetic, is actually really useful lol. going low messes with your head haaaaaaard, and sometimes it’s really difficult to think straight. having somebody to go “hey dude, you might be going low, you wanna check?” is SUPER helpful.