lauralot89:

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

  • YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
  • YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
  • IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
  • DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
  • DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
  • DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
  • NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
  • VOTE.

sageley:

girls in love 💞💞💞

[ID: An illustration of Lup and Lucretia from the waist up. Lup is a brown-skinned elf with a close-shaved head and piercings; Lucretia is a black human woman with textured, pale hair in a ponytail and an undercut. They are both wearing red robes. Lup is behind with one arm over Lucretia’s shoulder, and they are holding hands. Their faces are turned towards eachother, smiling with eyes closed.]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

how-tobe-him:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

just-bunbun-things:

lizardswithoutlegs:

ok please note i had no idea what i was doing for any of this and theres probably a much better way to construct a base BUT this is what…. ended up happening

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the vague shape of it is getting there … . .

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needs more bands

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MORE BANDS

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becoming a flat onion

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the top is removed so i can get inside of it

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 … and then a band of cardboard is placed on the inside to support it ( its standing !! )

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the bands are cut on the places where they jut out and then overlapped and taped, so the shape is smoother but its STILL an onion

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so i cut the whole damn thing in half and added a big band of cardboard in the middle to lengthen it out. the Orb is being born

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its rounded out a little bit more on the sides and then the mouth is cut out 

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FABRIC

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F A B R I C  ( this is the point in the game where my gluegun stopped working, and so everything from this point on is glued by me heating the sticks over a candle flame. nice

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the seams on the fabric are cut and glued into place ( and hand stitched in a lotta places and a lot of em look, Really bad in the back h hah  HA ) and the teeth ( fleece, cardboard to keep em flat, and a little bit of stuffing ) are thrown in the mouth

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tongue cuttin

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handstitched the seams on the tongue, got the base for it ready and the eyes cut out

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the EYES ( cardboard with white on one side, black on the other, and a little thin strip of black going along the edge ) ( also the pupils arent glued down yet hey )

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EYES

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TONGUE

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THERE THEY ARE

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tulle time, so  much goddamn tulle

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SO much of it just everywhere on the back its a mess, the back looks like an awful grape but it doesnt matter its the BACK

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heres the Looking Hole ( theres black mesh netting over the top ) – the little pink eye details are also in

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and then here it is, this Mess ( tights and boots both are probably gonna change but Oh Well ) i dont know what the tongue was doing so crooked in these shots but its TOO LATE

UPDATE: THERES actually a video of it in motion heyooo

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Me: BABE THIS IS GONNA BE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME

My Girlfriend: (resigned sigh) I won’t even try to stop you

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury I went as a mattress one year. Big outrageous costumes are loads of fun.

I’m gonna google some Ghost Type trainers from the games and anime and try and convince her to go as one of them so we can do a Couples Theme Cosplay

dustbeams:

thelady-gofuckyourself:

fleur-de-maladie:

dreaming-moreorless:

bustysaintclair:

exeggcute:

california anti-drought measures are always like “take shorter showers! consider brushing your teeth with the sink turned off” and never mention the fact that nestle is bottling all of our fucking water and selling it to people who live in areas with plenty of water

It’s like the Irish potato “famine” I stg

In California, residential use only accounts for 4% of total water use. Industrial use is 80%.

Source:

http://www.alternet.org/environment/california-fast-running-out-water-blame-it-big-ag

This is true of any resource. Yes turning your lights off will save you a but of money. But industry wastes far more electricity than you. Yes recycling your garbage is good. But companies, like the retail chain i work at produce far more garbage than you ever could and do not recycle it at all.

Turning natural resource and environmental crises into individual responsibility is form of class warfare so fucking insidious

Honestly just burn every company to the ground or cut them off from electricity and water systems

Tax them heavily for their usage
Make recycling mandatory or theyre fined
Oh im sorry am i stepping all over your precious free market
I hope to choke it out

Word

“Part of the problem is that we’ve been victims of a campaign of systematic misdirection. Consumer culture and the capitalist mindset have taught us to substitute acts of personal consumption (or enlightenment) for organized political resistance. An Inconvenient Truth helped raise consciousness about global warming. But did you notice that all of the solutions presented had to do with personal consumption—changing light bulbs, inflating tires, driving half as much—and had nothing to do with shifting power away from corporations, or stopping the growth economy that is destroying the planet?

Or let’s talk water. We so often hear that the world is running out of water. People are dying from lack of water. Rivers are dewatered from lack of water. Because of this we need to take shorter showers. See the disconnect? Because I take showers, I’m responsible for drawing down aquifers? Well, no. More than 90 percent of the water used by humans is used by agriculture and industry. The remaining 10 percent is split between municipalities and actual living breathing individual humans….People (both human people and fish people) aren’t dying because the world is running out of water. They’re dying because the water is being stolen.” – Derrick Jensen (author & environmentalist)

This Union Busting Manual From Office Depot is Really Something

rowantheexplorer:

goodzillo:

narkomgay:

alesisqx49:

Capitalism is only sustainable through a system of violence and social control

I still have a copy of the t*rget team lead guide to dealing with union activity that I nicked from the office when I worked there, it’s mostly the same stuff but it also revealed just how much of their management tactics were intended to frustrate any unionizing activity. For instance, they said that cross-training in multiple departments was the best way to get reliable hours, and encouraged everyone to do it; according to the manual, however, it was their way of keeping departments mixed up and jumbled, making it impossible for any single department to unionize (and forcing anyone who wanted to unionize to get the entire store to do it).

And that’s just part what the store managers are taught. Throughout, it mentions holding off on action and consulting a labor relations officer in the company on how to proceed. Who knows what kind of shady shit the people a step above do?

If you’re in retail and wondering how to go about unionizing, contact an existing retail workers union.

Retail, Wholesale, and Department Store Union (US)

United Food & Commercial Workers Union (US/Canada)

Union of Shop, Distributive, and Allied Workers (UK)

Retail and Fast Food Workers Union (Australia)

FIRST Union (NZ)

They are all very familiar with the anti-union tactics of retail owners and managers, and will have some advice for you, some literature to distribute, and strategies to counter these tactics. It has historically been extremely hard for retail and fast food employees to unionize specifically because the owners and managers keep us scared, disorganized, and are happy to fire us for unionizing, labor laws be damned. Their entire business model hinges on us being overworked and underpaid. Contact a union for help organizing in your store.

This Union Busting Manual From Office Depot is Really Something

awildawa:

gayreinhardt:

gayreinhardt:

2 possibilities:

  1. iida tenya walked into ua on his first day and aizawa and mic promptly lost their minds bc they knew him when he was a little baby and now he looks like a bodybuilding accountant
  2. iida tenya walked into ua on his first day and aizawa and mic did not react because hes always looked like that even when he was a baby. he came out of the womb politely requesting Protein 

oh please

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@bastardyke suddenly I cannot control my hands

gwydionmisha:

laughingacademy:

gwydionmisha:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

amuseoffyre:

nerdyblogname:

shesafunnyshoney:

pettybitchcatullus:

foxhounders:

ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!

people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs

it’s what he would have wanted 

Okay so the universal law of Shakespeare, as I’ve heard it, is that you can take things out, you can rearrange them, you just cannot add anything in that conflicts with the original texts. So while you cannot have a production of romeo and juliet where the houses get along and they get married, it’s perfectly acceptable to replace all the actors with dogs in hamlet because the characters are never outright stated to not be dogs.

“The characters are never outright stated not to be dogs”

“It was never a part of their journey” but better.

Things I have seen:

  • Hamlet set in a psychiatric institution where it was heavily implied the whole thing was his imagination
  • Romeo and Juliet where the Montagues were aliens
  • Steampunk Hungarian Romeo and Juliet musical with a fleet of rapping white boys
  • Russian King Lear which was the bleakest thing I have ever seen
  • Richard III set in the 1930s including fascist iconography
  • The Tempest in Space
  • Meiji Era Twelfth Night set in a Kabuki theatre in a fascinating meta examination of the role of women and men who play women (being performed entirely by a company of women)
  • Romeo & Juliet, Merchant of Venice, Measure for Measure and Hamlet each with a single very drunk performer.

I love seeing what different productions bring to the table, because it’s so much fun! It’s also fun to watch Shakespeare purists pitch a fit about it being wrong. Bitch, stfu. I know for a fact that when Shakespeare’s globe burned down, one of the drunken audience members put out his burning trousers with his pint. This was not high-brow sober art. This was for the people and they loved it.

fun fact, i played the prince in a high school production of The Tempest and looking back it so easily could have been set in space

I say a Goth Richard III that was outright brilliant.  It started with a stage full of body bags marked with the coat of arms of all the people who died in the Henry VIs.  The bell started tolling for the dead and stage hands tossed the bodies one by one into a cart in time with the death knells.  Richard was ridiculously sexy in black leather trousers and a black poet shirt.

Coriolanus where the set was a giant mound of rubble from a bombing and they dressed in various para-military uniforms and carried machine guns.

A dreamlike minimalist Midsummer Night’s dream, where the set was a giant four poster bed and a crescent moon that could be raised and lowered with cast members in it, and everyone wore modern sleep wear.

I once saw stills of a Burgess Meredith Hamlet from the ‘50′s where he and Laertes were Beatniks.  I wish someone had filmed it.

And then there are the film adaptations!

1930s Richard III starring Magneto:

Othello modern high school AU:

[ETA:] Romeo and Juliet in late-twentieth-century South Florida:

My personal favorite, Macbeth in feudal Japan:

And of course, Forbidden Planet is basically The Tempest in Space, but it’s just different enough that I’d call it “inspired by” rather than “based on.”

If we are doing movie versions, may I submit Private Romeo, which takes place in an all male Military high school:

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The gentleman on the left gives Claire Daines a run for her money.

And there is also My Own Private Idaho, which is Henry IV part 1 with Rent Boys.