property-is-theft:

angryfishtrap:

wordnerdworld:

march27thoughts:

cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:

trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

Source

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations

The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.

The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters we’ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people’s heads:

The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

The Problem Isn’t The Science It’s What Capitalism Does With That Science

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

You know what else I don’t get?  When they apologize for short updates.  It’s like: look at these new words I gave you!  Sorry I didn’t give you even more free words.  Bro, that’s at least two words that I did not have yesterday.  For free.  Dude.  Thank you.

And another thing: when people drop out of nowhere with a surprise update and then apologize for it taking a while.  Like, dude, I wasn’t expecting anything, and you gave me words.  I thought this fic was abandoned, but wait: there’s more.  You just popped in and reminded me that this is a Good Fic that I should probably reread.  You made my goshdarn day.

Basically fanfic writers are under no obligation to publish anything so when they do update it’s always a net positive because the story is longer now, and I have something to read, so thank you so much to everyone who writes fic at whatever pace or quantity they want.

thevriscourse:

thevriscourse:

antipathy for real people in favor of fictional characters is nothing new but telltale laying off 250 employees and cancelling the last of the walking dead games sure did bring it to the forefront 

like this is how fucking bad it is but sure you wont get your $60 game about people shouting and being unpleasant at each other near some zombies and thats the real heartbreak

clevermanka:

sonnet20:

pinkfloralcake:

sonnet20:

aprilslady:

steveisabisexual:

flawedvictori:

the-daisy-anon:

sonnet20:

sonnet20:

my friend just asked me for fashion advice and i sent her 3 links to “things women love to wear that men hate” articles. i hope i’ve done my service well.

for the lesbians out there who don’t want men hitting on them but still want to attract girls, here are things women like that men hate. almost all of these are featured on multiple articles.

•wedge sneakers

•open-side shirts

•bright lipstick

•high waisted pants or skirts

•pantsuits

•hair bows

•oversized sweaters

•uneven dresses

•peplums

•big sunglasses

•rompers

•overalls

•bangles

•leather pants

•flip flops

•crop tops

•baggy pants

•chokers

•lace-up tops

•strapless shirts or dresses

•bold floral prints

•clothes with ruffles

!!!!

Why are men so boring, every one of these is a goddamn Look.

im sorry but??? if you remove all these what’s left??????

Also:

-Floppy hats

-Asymmetric dresses (ie: my love in life)

-“Boyfriend” blazers

-Retro bikinis

^^^^ yes those were all in the articles too thanks for the addition! (and for those who don’t know “retro” bikinis basically refers to high-waisted ones 👌)

i made an outfit generator based on this post and let me tell you every single outfit is fierce:

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there are like literally millions of combinations because math wowow !

you can view it on this post (not the dashboard/mobile) or play it here, if you’re on a flash-enabled device (。’▽’。)♡

//scratch.mit.edu/projects/embed/240522428/?autostart=false

softlyfiercely:

pervocracy:

dysgraphicprogrammer:

pervocracy:

How to hack any hospital computer

-Use the password taped to the monitor

How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)

-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor

As a computer guy: This is what happens when you have too much security. It reaches a tipping point and then suddenly you have none.

Security at the cost of convenience comes at the cost of security.  

This is true of so many things in healthcare.  Example: our software is designed to automatically alert the doctor if a patient’s vital signs are critically out of range.  If someone has a blood pressure of 200/130, the doc gets a pop-up box that they have to acknowledge before doing anything else.  It makes sense, in our setting.

But then some mega-genius upstairs realized something: the system was only alerting for critical vital signs, but not for all vital signs that could possibly be bad.  Like, yeah, 200/130 is potentially life-threatening, but 130/90 is above ideal and can have negative effects on health.  Should the doctors be allowed to just ignore something that could negatively affect a patient’s health?  Heavens no!

So now the system generates a pop-up for any vital signs that are even slightly abnormal.  A pressure of 120/80 (once considered textbook normal, now considered slightly high) will create the pop-up.  We have increased our vigilance!

Well, no, what we’ve actually done is train doctors to click through a constant bombardment of pop-ups without looking.  We’ve destroyed their vigilance and made it much easier for them to accidentally skim past life-threatening vital signs.

But you can’t tell that to management, because you’d have to confess that you are a flawed human with limited attention resources.  They’d tell you “well, all the other doctors take every abnormal vital sign seriously, it sounds like you’re being negligent.”  And if you’re smart, you back down before you start telling the big boss all about your habit of ignoring critical safety alerts.

The end result is exactly the same as if we had no alerts at all, except with more annoying clicking.

this here is an absolutely fascinating overview of how and why this happens

otherwindow:

Here’s my current soft graph for mermaid types:

  • Triton (Rogue) are fishy mermaids. Bermudas (Mage) are squishy or shelly mermaids. Leviathans (Warrior) are dinosaur-ish mermaids.
  • Ocean depth and sunlight level affects their size and appearance – the deeper mermaids live, the bigger they usually get.
  • Mermaids who live in deep depths can still look human, but it’s their giant inhuman size that categorizes them as Aphotic Mermaids. 
  • Human-sized mermaids can exist in deep depths, but they’re rare.

earthpodd:

tinkdw:

60r3d0m:

made the mistake of reading up about Alexander the Great’s relationship with his best friend Hephaestion and learnt that he was kind of a drama queen because

  • after Hephaestion died, he spent maybe 1.5 billion dollars on his funeral which is a conservative estimate 
  • spent all night weeping over the body until they dragged him away
  • extinguished a light only reserved to signify the death of the king (i.e. himself, Alexander the Great)
  • went to the oracle and petitioned to have Hephaestion granted the status of a god but was denied
  • nine months later, was still planning expensive monuments dedicated to his pal, except then he died, so what can you do
  • people say the only thing that ever defeated Alexander the Great was Hephaestion’s thighs
  • there’s so much more
  • w   o   w

“Best Friend”

History trying to tune down the gay be like “This friendship lasted throughout their lives, and was compared, by others as well as themselves, to that of Achilles and Patroclus.” without realising that’s the gayest comparison they could make.