Author: plotdesigner

takenabe:

gill-goo:

ghostintheshale:

this is hilarious

reblog if the cell on the left is just as beautiful as the cell on the right

dudes it gets even worse

immediately prior to this, ANOTHER EDITOR told him that Androids 19 and 20 (Dr. Gero and the clown) weren’t intimidating enough

Those two were originally supposed to be the villains

But the fucking editor meddled and got Toriyama to create 17 and 18 instead

and then he complained that they were just a pair of kids

so Toriyama sped up the whole fucking arc to introduce Cell

AND NOTHING WAS EVER GOOD ENOUGH


so yeah if you’ve ever wondered why the android saga is so disjointed storywise, that’s why. executive meddling changed the main villains four fucking times in the middle of the arc.

Source: ghostintheshale

jizz-erbreadhouses:

myothertardisisonthemun:

jizz-erbreadhouses:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

do tell

there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They’re created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you’ll probably survive until you’re around 75 unless there’s an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.

beatlesweatles:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

The wife:

The mom:

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jonphaedrus:

so hey i try not to put irl stuff on here BUT: i finally went and bought a wheelchair. which i really, really need. so i can do stuff like go to museums, and cons, and travel, and like. go to parties! etc! i cant stand for more than five minutes or so without pretty intense pain and its been getting worse lately and insurance wont do shit for me because i can walk fine, but standing? ha ha, get fucked

anyway, so im doing a gofundme to help pay for it, because i am very poor, and my husband just got laid off, and i work as a fucking assistant to adjunct faculty so i get paid (sound of crickets chirping and dust falling). if you have some money to spare, i would really, really appreciate help! or if not, just spreading the word!

for anybody who donates $20+, i will write you something (short! sweet! probably bad!). for anybody who donates $50+ i will HANDWRTE you something and MAIL IT TO YOU.

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t-challabackgirl:

You know what’s scary about this age? You can’t even enjoy your down time. You’re socially convinced that every moment you’re spending not doing anything is wasted time. That you always should be working towards something. We forget that it’s okay to have a breather and simply take time to yourself.

daddy-icebear:

thegrunginator:

fuckyeahtf2:

vrisky-8usiness:

its-an-ear-hat-john:

charlie-plaidbury:

institutionalized-gaming:

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

I remember wondering if I should post this last year because tf2 models but I decided not to and I regretted it ever since SO HERE YOU GUYS GO HAPPY SEPTEMBER 21ST

@wiltingwillowws

It begins…

nerdgul:

shenicealisha:

casual-sarcasm:

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.