every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email
this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you
pokemon theory of the day: the reason some pokemon evolve only when traded is that, in the wild, those pokemon don’t evolve until they’ve left the pack they were born into to start families of their own, so if they’re still with their original trainer, their biology says “oh there’s my parent, must not be out on my own yet, haunter is fine for now”
So I finished running The Eleventh Hour for a party of kids today and they did really awesome for first time players. We got to the scene where one of the kids made a grab for the chalice and because none of them had backstories as fleshed out as the McElroys I decided to only tempt her and I made the chalice a little bit more confrontational.
Anyway we reached the climax of this scene of the two arguing and I had the chalice say something to her along the lines of “We could be partners, you and I. We could fix so many wrongs in the world. Don’t you have any regrets? Anything you want to change?”
And this kid looks me dead in the eye and says “I want to be the last pair of hands that ever holds you.”
commodore james norrington in 2003 hit film pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl did nothing wrong, he was simply trying to incarcerate johnny depp literally decades ahead of the curve
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