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when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right

#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop

#can we turn kaiba into a llama

PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?

#does kaiba dress in drag??

i hate you all

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.

“You threw off my groove!”

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”

What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?

#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?

“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

What would that make Joey???

#Rebecca should be the wife 

#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w> 

“Kurikurikuri??”

“No nonONONONONONO-”

“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG

Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene

So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?

 
The Big 5 turning into animals

“Get them!”

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”

“You’re excused.”

Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.

“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”

“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”

#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?

i hate all 126,000 of you

it just keeps getting better and better. 

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@squigglydigg

Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?

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“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”

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“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”

#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival

“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”

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Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”

#

And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…

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what about the part when Kaiba asks “Why does he even HAVE that lever in the first place?”

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# The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod

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“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.”

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[SCREAMS OF HORROR]

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“AHA!”

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“Oh, okay.”

#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?

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“Don’t you say a word…”

[If you like these crossover redraws, consider buying me a coffee?] 

*slams fists*

THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR!

I JUST LOST ALL MY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN FOREVER!

i just lost all my

shit this is the best thing i’ve

seen in forever


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Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

“It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written”

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

@nightlovechild

This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like there’s a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd. It’s like in that ‘toy story’ period of development kids are all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals lead secret lives when they’re not looking and that they’re sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like “Ah, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview. Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told mommy and she just smiled and nodded.”

Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have like their own culture and their own literally a different way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own rules that’s like secret and removed from adult culture and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow up it’s apparently why he writes about kids so much

An open-ended puzzle often gives parents math anxiety while their kids just happily play with it, explore, and learn. I’ve seen it so many times in math circles. We warn folks about it.

Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions stems from the fact in “Coraline” adults see a child in danger – while children see themselves facing danger and winning

i never saw so much push back from adults towards YA literature as when middle aged women started reading The Hunger Games. They were horrified that kids would be given such harsh stories, and I kept trying to point out the NECESSITY of confronting these hard issues in a safe fictional environment.

Also, in an interview, he said that Coraline was partially based on a story his not yet 6 year old daughter would tell him 

SAGAL: No. I mean, for example, your incredibly successful young adult novel “Coraline” is about a young girl in house in which there’s a hole in the wall that leads to a very mysterious and very evil world. So when you were a kid, is that what you imagined?

GAIMAN: When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house that had been divided in two at one point, which meant that one room in our house opened up onto a brick wall. And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the right way and it wouldn’t be a brick wall. So I’d sidle over to the door and I’d pull it open.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Right.

GAIMAN: And it was always a brick wall.

SAGAL: Right.

GAIMAN: But it was one of those things that as I grew older, I carried it with me and I thought, I want to send somebody through that door. And when I came to write a story for my daughter Holly, at the time she was a 4 or 5-year-old girl. She’d come home from nursery. She’d seen me writing all day. So she’d come and climb on my lap and dictate stories to me. And it’d always be about small girls named Holly.

SAGAL: Right.

GAIMAN: Who would come home to normally find their mother had been kidnapped by a witch and replaced by evil people who wanted to kill her and she’d have to go off and escape. And I thought, great, what a fun kid.

“Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon.” – G. K. Chesterton

Ooh, it’s back, and it’s better!

in the manga, the fifth chapter is literally “yugi sets an armed robber on fire for trying to hurt anzu” its a Good Series

kanthia:

i love season zero so much. like wasn’t there a chapter where shadow the hedgehog plays the ancient egyptian game of “pull coins one by one out of this shoe and also there’s a scorpion in the shoe” with a dude

YEAH!!! and the one where someone tries to murder joey with a yoyo so yugi electrocutes them!!

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hobby: replacing “shadow realm” with “death” in ygo duelist kingdom

i.e. “if joey loses this duel, marik will send him to the shadow realm” = “if joey loses this card game, he’s going to fucking die”

the literal spirit of an ancient egyptian pharaoh: oh no! if my best friend loses this card game, he’s going to fucking die

megalomaniac multibillionaire: i’m so excited to finally see someone play the Big Ass Chicken card

in the original japanese, there was no such thing as the shadow realm; that was invented by 4kids to avoid mentioning death

so the original stakes for the duel were, in fact, “joey is going to fucking die”

this is the best news i’ve heard all day. holy shit. what’s kazuki takahashi’s email address, i want to send him my thanks for making the best fucking manga of all time. like the stakes LITERALLY could not be higher and seto’s over there pulling a Grandpa Piss in the Oblivion Episode of Monster Factory. absolute legend