My favorite Ragnarok headcanon is that the entire movie is a story Thor is telling the audience. That’s why it opens with a monologue, that’s also the reason of the sudden tone shift into comedy and that’s why despite all the horrible things that happen, it’s so endlessly optimistic. The real events that transpired were probably very similar, just much, much darker.
This really explains so much, like how characters like Loki and Hulk, and Thor himself, are so different from the other films- because we’re seeing them through Thor’s eyes. The dialogue is different as well, much more casual and shorthand with use of slang in place of the typical Shakespearean lines, because Thor is paraphrasing in his retelling of the events. I like to imagine that Thor’s audience is actually the asgardians on the ark at the end of the film, mostly families and children, so he’s ramping up the goofiness and drama (you are now meeting the grandmaster, please dont cut my hair, get help), using childish humor (the naked hulk), and poking fun at everything (surtur’s big eyebrow). They were all just extremely traumatized, so Thor is taking care of his people in the only way he currently can- taking comedy theatre tips from loki.
Headcanon accept so much I’m probably gonna forget it’s not canon
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On the subject of anime, there’s always one that is just transcendentally popular among even people who don’t watch anime and rn that is definitely BNHA and, with envy in my heart, I gotta say that all those middle schoolers growing up with Deku instead of Sasuke are really out there living their best life
Arguments for why your should base your reptilian dragons off of crocodilians rather than lizards:
Look at that armored hide. IRL you’d have trouble putting a spear through that, no wonder the magic ones need diety-blessed swords and sige weapons to manage them.
Hork down obscene amounts of meat, then nap for over half a year.
TEEF
Look at those eyes, those eyes are totally deciding whether you’re worth the effort of consuming. So Draconic.
Comes in magical white morph IRL already, and regular colors are Baller too.
Is this animal somehow not cool and terrifying enough for you already? Go look up crocodile ancestors and prepare to shit yourself, pathetic hairless beach ape.
Many crocodilians already dig burrows and take over caves near water. Would totally move into Erebor if given half a chance.
I feel like one of the biggest misconceptions out there is that all fanfic is written by 12 and 13 year olds
Like the other day I read a fanfic where Jason Todd is remodeling his kitchen and is concerned about wooden countertops because what if you get raw chicken on your wooden countertop?
You think a 13 year old thinks about countertops? Think again my friend that fic was written by an Adult
Okay but go back, why is Jason Todd remodeling his kitchen?
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