This came across my fb feed just now, tried to find it here but failed so I post.
Author: plotdesigner
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk
it’s functional fashion
under snood for functional fashion
all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman
thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?
pub girl: uh sure yeah
thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!
girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians
thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am
hela: what were you the god of again?
hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*
Bold of you to assume lesbians have any personal power when confronted by Cate Blanchett.
welcome to the hotel california
such a lovely place
such a lovely face
if you turn up the volume you’ll hear the saddest man in the world
reblog for noises
I love how the cat moves its eyes like “is this right?”
Plot Designing 