sciogli-lingua:

There’s a reason why Dante is known in Italy as the “Supreme Poet”; his immortal verses are ingrained in our collective memory, having been studied by countless generations of students, and often find their way in our everyday speech as well. The following expressions, all taken from his Divine Comedy, will sound at least familiar to most Italians, even though not everyone uses them or knows their original meaning. See if you’ve already heard them!

1. Non ti curar di lor, ma guarda e passa

This is actually a common distortion of the original verse “Non ragioniam di lor, ma guarda e passa” (”Let us not speak of them, but look and pass on”), uttered by Vergil in the third Canto of the Inferno [Hell]. He’s urging Dante not to pay too much attention to the souls they’re passing by, belonging to those who took no sides in life and therefore did nothing to be remembered. It’s commonly used to say that one shouldn’t worry about others spreading slander about them, but just ignore it and go on with their life.

2. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate

Also quoted as “Lasciate ogni speranza, o voi ch’entrate” (”Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”), it’s not really used as a saying, but you’ll have a hard time finding an Italian school without this sign hanging out or inside one or more classrooms. It’s supposed to be a part of the inscription found on top of the gates of Hell, so you can draw your own conclusions.

3. Senza infamia e senza lode

The original quote being “coloro / che visser sanza ‘nfamia e sanza lodo (”those who lived without infamy and without praise”), this expression once again refers to those who took no sides in life, and is used in the third Canto of the Inferno. If something is “senza infamia e senza lode”, it means that it’s mediocre: not terrible, but not that great either.

4. Galeotto fu…

In the second circle of Hell are those overcome by lust; among them Dante comes across Francesca da Rimini and her lover, Paolo Malatesta. Francesca was in an arranged marriage with Giovanni Malatesta (also known as Gianciotto), but quickly fell in love with his younger brother, and began to carry on an adulterous affair with him, until the two were surprised and killed by her husband. Through the voice of Francesca, Dante describes how the pair finally surrendered to love while reading the old French romance Lancelot du Lac, and especially the description of the adultery between Guinevere and Lancelot. “Galeotto fu ‘l libro e chi lo scrisse” (”A Gallehaut was the book, and he who wrote it”), says Francesca, meaning that the book served as an intermediary for their love just like the character of Gallehaut did for Lancelot and Guinivere’s. Nowadays, any object or person that ends up favoring a romantic relationship can replace the word “libro” in this construction.

5. Il bel Paese

Italy is commonly (and sometimes ironically) known as “il bel Paese” (”the fair land”), and that’s thanks to Dante and Petrarca’s verses, who respectively wrote “del bel là Paese dove ‘l sì sona” (”Of the fair land there where the ‘Sì’ doth sound”, Inferno, canto XXXIII) and “il bel paese / ch’Appennin parte e ‘l mar circonda e l’Alpe” (”that fair country / the Apennines divide, and Alps and sea surround”).

6. Il gran rifiuto

“Colui / che fece per viltade il gran rifiuto” (”He who / due to cowardice made the great refusal”, Inferno, canto III) is commonly thought to be Pope Celestine V, who was only pope for five months in 1294 before he resigned, enabling Bonifacio VIII to take up the position; Dante was notoriously salty about this, since he wasn’t really on good terms with Boniface (who was responsible for his exile from Florence). As you might imagine, this quote made a huge comeback back in 2013, when pope Benedict XVI also resigned, but it’s often employed in less extraordinary situations, usually for comedic effect.

7. Stai fresco

“Stare fresco” usually means to be in for some trouble, or to delude oneself into thinking that one will escape a negative (and predictable outcome); “Stai fresco!” is roughly equivalent to “Yeah, right!” or “In your dreams!”. The expression apparently refers to a specific place in Dante’s Hell, the frozen lake of Cocytus, “là dove i peccatori stanno freschi” (”there where the sinners are put to stay fresh”).

thefriendlyvandal:

hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea 

kyraneko:

penny-anna:

linguisticparadox:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Other arguments I imagine the Fellowship having:

1) Pippin professes atheism, argues so persuasively he somehow manages to get GANDALF to second guess himself for a split second

2) “what if we put the Ring in a catapult & launched it into Mount Doom from a distance”: dismissed as a serious plan very quickly due to high margin for error but the argument simmers for several days as Gandalf refuses to concede that it would work in theory. (Pippin also started this one.)

3) Who Started It: Legolas or Gimli edition

4) Who Started It: Merry or Pippin edition

5) Who ate the last *insert food item here* I know it was one of your four FESS UP (one time it was actually Gandalf, he never fessed up)

6) Legolas is mad at Gimli but whenever anyone asks why he just says ‘the dwarf knows what he did’ (Gimli hasn’t a clue)

7) who made Sam cry??

8) Relative attractiveness of beards


       i dont want ‘who made sam cry to be a common argument’

       but to be fair he cries a lot

       so the others might not even have done anything deliberately

Somebody made Sam cry one (1) time early on & after that every time he cries the entire company starts slinging accusations like there’s no tomorrow

Further thoughts:

1) although Pippin started the catapult argument the ppl who keep it going are Frodo and Boromir (both of whom were momentarily 100% down with it until they realised what a horrible idea it would be in practice, ie miss & the Ring is just lying about in Mordor for any orc to grab)

2) the beard argument:

pro-beards: gandalf, aragorn, boromir, gimli, pippin

anti-beards: legolas, merry, frodo, sam

  it’s all fun and games till one of the hobbits calls beards ‘unsightly’ and Gimi shoots back ‘that’s a bit rich coming from someone with that much fOOT HAIR’ and after that it is fucking ON and once the dust settles certain people don’t speak to certain other people for like 3 days

Sam: *bursts into tears because idk he just does that sometimes*

Frodo: For fuck’s sake Sam just yesterday you were crying about snakes.

Sam, bawling: They don’t have any arms Mr. Frodo!

Pippin: isn’t a dragon a snake with arms

Sam: *thinks about that for a moment*

Sam: *bursts into tears all over again*

Frodo: sam please

If you think about it the Fellowship is basically just a road trip without the car.

… Having said that, I need a LOTR Road Trip AU where it’s the nine of them packed into a 1971 Ford Bronco, trying to get to Washington DC with the One Ring which is proof that President Sauron is guilty of High Crimes and Misdemeanors, while being chased by this biker gang in Sauron’s employ, hunted by corrupt Sheriff Saruman (Gandalf’s old high school classmate), and at some point in time losing the Ring to the monkey in a diaper that they found wandering around a shopping mall in Cleveland, Ohio and Frodo insisted on adopting.

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thatonegojimun:

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hrefnatheravenqueen:

Hey there US friends! If you’re voting using these machines (Hart eSlate) or similar ones right now or in the near future, make sure that the machine has NOT changed your ballot before casting it, ‘k? It’s apparently an already known problem, and has been for years, but has never been fixed.

Additional Source: https://abc13.com/politics/straight-party-voters-reporting-their-votes-were-changed/4556377/