self care is drinking 17 cups of coffee and swordfighting the spirit of a woman who tried to kill you on a mountaintop during a thunderstorm in the middle of the night
look guys it’s not an attack on your character if ur bad at playing phoenix wright games. half of you people save scum your way to victory. there are a ton of fandom in jokes about it. it’s common knowledge
but that being said… phoenix literally finished law school in like four years. he’s not a dumbass. face it. the only reason he keeps tripping up is because you guys can’t play video games. accept that
all the discourse on this post is moot the man succeeded in difficult japanese law exams but also ran across a burning bridge and confronted redd white with his own incrimination dude is clearly book smart and life stupid