riddledwithrivers:

markv5:

Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….

“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”

followthebluebell:

pangur-and-grim:

followthebluebell:

pangur-and-grim:

followthebluebell:

Look what you have done. You’ve made him ashamed of his old man hands. Now he won’t show them.

*banging fist on table* show. us. the hands!   show. us. the hands!

he is waiting for an apology first

I’m sorry I called his Old Man Hands very very naked……and offered to mail him 4 tiny gloves…..he is a good boy & I wanna see them hands again!!

they Emerge once more

kaijutegu:

kyidyl:

simonalkenmayer:

theflashisgone:

simonalkenmayer:

dynastylnoire:

filenames:

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Me on the couch getting into a blanket burrito after work

He’s handsome.

What kind of lizard is this? It looks like a cross between a bearded dragon and a sarcastic fringehead

I have no idea

I bet @kaijutegu knows, AND will appreciate a cute picture of a lizard.

Toad-headed agama!

They have two modes. Smug:

and FURIOUS