āIf you would be so kind as to h*cking Perishā
Thatās the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but heās not listening to that part even though itās really convincing
That face says āIs that all you have, my good bitch?ā
in superman adventures #19, thereās a villain named multi-face who can convincinglyĀ disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dnaĀ tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially canāt stop him
and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENTĀ iām screaming
why do villains always mess up so badly
Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayneās yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes andā¦ā¦
Ta-Da!
Sard borken
calling the people at the party Bruceās āfake friendsā as if heās Bruceās only real friend and heās low key jealous
Okay I absolutely love this comic but I gotta offer a correction because I got the chance to read this recently and the real context is even better:
Clark and Bruce have never met at this point. Clark ended up on this yaught by accident and the people there just assumed he was Bruce Wayne making an entrance because none of them have ever met him. Clark isnāt even Superman at this point, heās still just a twenty-something from kansas with super powers trying to figure his shit out, and he just stumbles into a billionaireās yaught party and then foils an assassination attempt on accident.
The best part is that Bruce finds out about this incident bc he obviously has surveilance on the parties he never attends and heās just completely fucking baffled. Iām pretty sure this incident is why he knows Supermanās secret identity. What a fucking first impression. Absolutely legendary.
This extra context is amazing and makes everything all the more hilarious.
Supermanās real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.
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