i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he’s hilarious. because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they’ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don’t bring knife to heart directly.
but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise? he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.
AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”
i love him
At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that’s on fire, all to rescue his dog.
Then when he’s convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can’t even walk or dress herself, confirms that she’s not the girl he’s looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason.
No one questions this, just like they don’t question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he’s getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her.
A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings. Again, no one questions this.
I’m convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy insane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they’re all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further.
a common conversation around the kingdom:
“Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?”
“Oh gods, not again.”
Eric is now Florida Man, where he can be surrounded on three sides by his gfs family
so when i was at camp we had a dress up superhero day and so i dressed up as black widow but like super cheaply (cheap wig, black leggings, black jacket) so it takes most ppl a second to figure out what i’m going for anyway i ran into a little girl who loved my costume and after a brief conversation it transpired it was because she was under the impression that i was ariel. i was like oh cool yeah that makes sense, how did you guess? expecting her to be like “the hair!” and she gave me this ‘duh’ look and said “it’s her costume from the avengers” because she’s under the impression that the little mermaid is also the black widow and i love her and the world she must live in
So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and
I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine
Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:
Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying
Um
Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;
This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day
tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;
JUMBA NO
Here’s more, this is going to be a long post
Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you
Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop
Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch
Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?
Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment
WHY
Good boy. You get him Philip
JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:
She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.
BE PREPARED | A mix of my personal favourite villain songs from various animated Non/Disney films. A collection of villainy and bone-chilling evil… or, in some cases, jazz.
IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT (rasputin; anastasia) POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS (ursala; the little mermaid) YOU’RE ONLY SECOND RATE (jafar; aladdin ii: the return of jafar) OOGIE BOOGIE’S SONG (oogie boogie; nightmare before christmas) MOTHER KNOWS BEST (mother gothel; tangled) GASTON(gaston; beauty and the beast)THE GOSPEL TRUTH II (hades; hercules) RUBER’S SONG (ruber; quest for camelot) SNUFF OUT THE LIGHT (yzma; kingdom of the sun/the emperor’s new groove) HOW CAN I REFUSE (preminger; princess and the pauper) ARE YOU IN OR OUT (sa’luk; aladdin and the king of thieves) NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY (lord rothbart; the swan princess) TOXIC LOVE (hexxus; ferngully) PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS (hotep and huy; the prince of egypt) HELLFIRE (frollo; the hunchback of notre dame)FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE (dr facilier; the princess and the frog) BE PREPARED (scar; the lion king)
Plot Designing 