Tag: ff15

banditess:

valkyrieofardyn:

maty-yami:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can even explain how HYPED I AM!!

I MIGHT HAVE SCREECHED OUT LOUD IN MY OFFICE AT WORK AND NOW I CAN’T PUT MY EXCITEMENT BACK INSIDE BUT I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR PLEASE SEND HELP OH MY GOD YOU GUY I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S HAPPENING AND ALSO WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ART I AM HYPERVENTILATING LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE SO HAPPY I’M DYING AHHHHHHH

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higharollakockamamie:

I’m still laughing at this part of this:

“To the Kings of Yore residing in the ring, Ardyn is a enemy who must be defeated. If there is the opportunity to diminish his strength, they may grant power even to a user who is not a king.”

Kings of Yore: HOW DARE ONE NOT OF THE LINE OF LUCIS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO
Kings of Yore: Wait, you’re fighting that guy? Oh yeah, fuck him specifically.

higharollakockamamie:

echodoctor:

higharollakockamamie:

In a series full of villains who are madmen or suave sinister agents or looming faceless figures in armor, what I love most about this guy is he is just one seedy motherfucker. 

Look me in the eye and tell me that wing doesn’t have a pocket for a flask of Night Train. I mean, this is absolutely a man 

who owes a significant amount of money to a guy named Switchblade. This is an evil wizard who has sold stolen stereo equipment out of a truck in a Denny’s parking lot. A man who has, at least once, mailed somebody a dead gopher. You can track down Kefka in his tower, Ultimecia in her castle at the end of time, and this guy scalping tickets outside a Phish concert. I’m not saying he can get you E, but he definitely knows a guy. 

All I can say is this is the one Final Fantasy villain whose crimes include “loitering.”

This is made, if anything, even funnier by the fact that he has no actual need to do any of that- dude’s an undead immortal, he doesn’t really need the money and probably physically can’t get high. He’s just doing it to be a shit.

Yeah, he could easily spend the years skulking in a dungeon, biding his time until his revenge, but nope, here he is, the universe’s one vengeful revenant who is for obscure reasons no longer welcome at Burning Man.  

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