miasimiagoria:

inktheblot:

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

apathetic-revenant:

the fandom: Stan faking his own death was a deeply dramatic, tragic scene in his life. The symbolic death of his self, the severing of his old identity in the service of rescuing his brother, his old life gone up in flames as he watched, knowing that he could not turn back now. Of course, the question of where he got the body raises even more possibilities, all likely to be unpleasant at best–

Alex Hirsch: Stan put a straw dummy in the car, yelled “I’M STAN PINES OH NO MY CAR” and pushed it off a cliff.