we never heard how Dio recruited Oingo and Boingo but I’m pretty sure he just bought them groceries and gave Oingo a Sephora gift card and they were in because they don’t have any fucking money
“but casey” you whine “oingo can change the entire structure of his face at will with his stand why would he need makeup” because he likes to be pretty. get out of my house
This raises the question of where Dio does his grocery shopping
I mean the guy can’t possibly do it himself given his inexplicable awe at AUTOMOBILES OOOOH (and tbh if I had like 30 schmucks at my disposal I would send someone else to pick up my wine too) so I’m sure he gave Hol Horse the Dio’s Mansion Company MasterCard™ and told him to do it, but made sure Oingo and Boingo knew this was explicitly courtesy of him, Dio.
But to answer your question: he’s a Whole Foods bastard.
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