solid snake is implicitly a committed musher and his line about “needing to be in anchorage this saturday” implies he was going for the fucking iditarod (the saturday of the week of the 28th 2005 was the iditarod) and they just like. never acknowledge that again. also given that the shadow moses incident took place over the course of about a day we cannot technically confirm that he did not kind of go “well that was fucked up” and run the iditarod
Tag: metal gear solid
why did the colonel lay so fucking hard into luigi
That video cuts off right before he starts chanting “La li lu le lo” revealing himself to be the GW simulation of the Colonel. This tells us three very important things:
- This fight, and indeed perhaps the entire Smash Bros tournament is a simulation
- This isn’t actually Solid Snake at all, but Raiden acting as Snake as part of his VR training
- The Patriots have a vested interest in suppressing Luigi
I love how reading this probably spoiled like every major plot twist of MGS but I probably still didnt understand it
If Big Boss was in the Cobra Unit he’d be The Hunger
he gets out on the battlefield like hnrrrgh…. gonna find me some tastey frogs
(Ocelot trying to be seductive voice) I’m…. a tasty frog
(Big Boss voice) hnrgh. sounds fake but I’ll ask para-medic
This only encourages Ocelot, because he’s The Thirst
hes back in smash bros but unlike last time he now is family father with his husband of 10 years…….. epic thanks nintenbro
The Metal Gear Solid movie will have a scene where Otacon tells Snake to look at the bottom of his popcorn bag to find out the location of some keycards or some shit and then the audience will have to check their popcorn bags to find “go to theater 8” written and then the audience has to run to theater 8 to watch the second half of the movie
Plot Designing 