I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade
Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.
I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh
this video is what dnd feels like
ROLL INTIATIVE
The hobbits go last in the initiative order
Cave troll appears at the start of round 3 of the combat and everyone is like FFFFFUUUUUUU
Aragorn: I throw my sword at it! DM: Okay, well, your longsword doesn’t have the “thrown” property– Aragorn: *rolls* nat 20! DM: *SIGH* Boromir: Nice
Gandalf, clearly playing Angry Birds on his phone and not paying attention: I hit it with my quarterstaff. Everyone Else: You’re a WIZARD!! Gandalf: Uh, 18 to hit? 3 bludgeoning damage. DM: *sigh* Okay, the cave troll misses you with its attacks, Legolas, so it’s your turn now. Legolas: I want to climb onto its shoulders and shoot it in the head with my longbow. DM: … *SIGH*
Sam took Tavern Brawler and is proficient with improvised weapons.