sneakyfeets:

McCree, playing coy: hey babe, do you like me?

Hanzo, reading a magazine: Yes.

McCree: How much :3c?

Hanzo, not looking up: The depths of my affection for you could swallow the world’s seas a hundred times over.

Hanzo: The white-hot intensity of the love I feel for you every day would set the iciest depths of space ablaze.

Hanzo: When I see the smallest sliver of pain cross your face, I muse about killing the Gods and seizing their power for myself, if only to ensure your everlasting happiness.

McCree: Awwww :3c

Tracer, standing to the side with a mouthful of Pop-Tart: [whispered] what the fuck

perrinmywolf:

crimsonsalutations:

its really fucked up seeing how much fun gabe was having joking around with moira and mccree in retribution, like he couldve died at any minute and the man was still having the time of his life dicking around w/ his pals & making jokes

and then as reaper he’s all ‘i like working alooonneee’ like yeah ok gabe sure. tell yourself that

and he still very clearly likes working with people, because doesn’t he have an exchange with widow about how he’s glad they’re working together again if they’re on the same team? like… ouch

anue:

mcccree:

genji: going on a date? again? the second time this week?

hanzo: (adjusting his tie) yes

genji: im surprised. usually on a friday night you just go out and get shitfaced like you’re living the asian frat boy experience you never could

hanzo:

genji: you’re wearing the prada. you never wear the prada.

hanzo: it’s for a good date

genji: how good can it be? i imagine you can’t afford to set your standards too high, brother

hanzo: (barely resisting the urge to make minced meat out of his brother again) he’s very sweet and smart

genji: is he.

hanzo: (shakily putting pomade in his hair) he’s got like, five phd’s.

genji: sounds like you don’t deserve him.

hanzo: (shaping his beard, barely contained anger) i assure you, i’ve told him that before already. he is quite sweet in that he insists he get to know me before he dismisses me.

genji: he will dismiss you, regardless

hanzo: you have no way of knowing that

genji: tell me who he is, and i’ll find out

hanzo:

genji: who is he?

hanzo: (gay silence)

genji: brother. who is he.

hanzo:

genji: wait. five phd’s?

hanzo:

genji, voice breaking: b-brot- h. hanzo. h. hanzo. who

hanzo: it’s winston

genji:

hanzo: the gorilla.

genji:

hanzo:

genji: w. wear the. wear the watch with the inlaid pearl. h (chokes up) he likes watch (visibly breaking down) he likes that. watches.

hanzo:

hanzo: i know.

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