magykrap:

Lesbian pokemon love story!

So today i brought this book because why tf not:

And then i noticed:

Jigglypuff wrote a love letter!!! And pidgey got to deliver it!

ONO PIDGEY DROPPED IT

YESSS SHE FOUND IT!!!!

WHAT LICKYTUNG YOU RUDE LITTLE SHIT

TF LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE

!!!!!!

♡ SHE GOT THE LETTER ♡

planeswalker-umbral:

aximili-esgarrouth-isthil:

exigetspersonal:

Okay but if I’m gonna reblog this I need to tell you guys the story of this legendary pachirisu

So in the competitive Pokemon scene, there’s what’s called a ‘metagame’, which is what’s generally used and what is/isn’t allowed in competitive battling. Certain pokemon are banned from the ‘meta’ because of being too powerful. Others aren’t generally used because there are better alternatives, or they’re simply too weak. People base their entire strategies around the expectation that they’ll be facing certain pokemon, and attempt to counter them with certain pokemon.

But the problem with this meta is, during the 2014 World Championships, there were a small number of pokemon choices that everybody had. Gardevoir, Kangeskhan, Salamence, Tyranitar, Talonflame, Garchomp… the same pokemon coming up again and again. Things weren’t really all that interesting.

And then came the Double Battle World Championship. And this guy.

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Park Se Jun. One of the best players in the world. He used a Pachirisu with Nuzzle (a move with 100% paralysis chance), Super Fang (cuts target’s HP in half) and Follow Me (a move that redirects attacks AWAY from allied pokemon), and equipped with a recently-buffed Sitrus Berry. And he turned the metagame on its head, because nobody in the championships had prepared for anything outside their incredibly restrictive expectations.

Their strategies and planning were completely tripped up by an electric squirrel. Battling his Pachirisu in incredibly tight synergy with the rest of his team, Park Se Jun swept the finals and became World Champion of 2014 Doubles.

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And that is the story of the #BASED GOD PACHIRISU.

there’s more to it than this; it’s not just that people weren’t prepared for things they weren’t expecting, it’s that pachirisu’s stats were perfectly suited for countering major players in the meta. it’s special defense in particular, because in combination with sitrus berry its SpD (in combination with the SpA reduction on draco meteor) allowed it to survive two choice specs draco meteors from salamence in a row, something few pokemon could do. so what really happened was Park Se Jun was analyzing the meta on a level far above the rest of the field, considering pokemon others weren’t even looking at to find counters for the most common and powerful pokemon

This event happened in the finals and I believe it was a 4-0 victory (in doubles you can only bring 4 pokemon into a match out of your team of 6) over in less then 10 turns.

panacesashanein:

giovanni: look, ash, i wish i could tell you what the deal is with those two, i really do

giovanni: like, one time i walked in on them in a supply room in just their underwear and i was sure that i had finally cracked the jessie and james case

giovanni: but actually they had just tied their clothes into a rope so that they could escape an upper level room they had accidentally locked themselves in.

giovanni: they had, of course, ended up in another room locked from the outside. i think they were trying to use their meowth’s forehead coin to reflect sunlight into a morse code distress signal

giovanni: anyways im sending out my rhydon next

chasekip:

all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

magikarp:

LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE
THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM
STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!