jumpingjacktrash:

cameoappearance:

derinthemadscientist:

cameoappearance:

spockglocksrocks:

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

kids are perfectly aware that shakespeare is a thing, and “to be or not to be” is one of the few things they know about shakespeare. my nephew used to giggle like a fiend when my mom would talk all elizabethan to him. “what sayest, child, hast thou no cake? o injustice, sharper than a pokey stick! whither have the fairies whisked thy cake?”

i’m pretty sure patrick was here for the kids. ❤

friendlytroll:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

there are a lot of bert and ernie sketches that are just unironically very funny

Honestly i’m so happy to see Bert and Ernie get love. Bert was my favorite and I stand by this extremely sensible man trying to deal with living in a cartoon nonsense world

chiribomb:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

im gonna take this moment and do something I’ve been meaning to for a while now

I’d like to clear the air and clarify my stance because I know a lot of you are probably wanting to know this too, so here it is

i don’t LIKE elmo. i wouldn’t even say he’s one of my top ten muppets I’d hang out with. he’s a benevolent chaos god in the body of a four year old, and he quite possibly has the ability to overcome death it’s self as evidence by his goldfish being alive for 25 fucking years

BUT for this very reason, I RESPECT elmo. he’s cheerful, regardless of what lays under his decieving fur, he loves kids, and most importantly he is RED. (A trait I both appreciate, and admire)

i don’t like Elmo. I respect him. Would I hang out with him? Probably not.

I hope this clears stuff up and if anyone has questions feel free to hit me up! I don’t mind clarifying if you still are confused

im so fucking sorry this was supposed to go on my puppet blog oh my god

I’m ngl I saw a big block of text and was totally prepared to just scroll right on by when the words “I RESPECT Elmo” just grabbed me by the shirt collar and shook me down for spare change