[ID: An illustration of Lup and Lucretia from the waist up. Lup is a brown-skinned elf with a close-shaved head and piercings; Lucretia is a black human woman with textured, pale hair in a ponytail and an undercut. They are both wearing red robes. Lup is behind with one arm over Lucretia’s shoulder, and they are holding hands. Their faces are turned towards eachother, smiling with eyes closed.]
the amount of brotherly contempt in “the same blastoise” is very relatable
PLEASE listen to this
I have never understood the phrase “dripping with malice” until I heard griffin say “the same blastoise”
I know I’ve reblogged this before but if you haven’t heard it, *please* listen to it. This is one of my favorite MBMBAM clips and I reference it on the regular
One of my favorite categories of taz headcanon is “random stuff lucretia forgot to erase”
The classic “elves in Faerun don’t echolocate”
The one where Magnus jumps up behind Davenport as part of rogue training and Davenport yells “Magnus, stop doing that!!!” 100% reflexively
A fic I read one time where Taako and Magnus got into some lengthy debate about Fantasy Iron Chef or Fantasy Survivor or something while a local with no concept of television listened in like “How?? Were you watching these people??? Guys??”
Magnus stripping naked in front of Lucretia doesn’t twig as weird to anyone in the room
Davenport can’t hold a conversation, but he can and will destroy you at any strategy game you put in front of him
Addendum: sometimes he and Merle play some sort of elaborately house ruled poker with a tarot deck and no one else can figure out what’s going on but they don’t seem to be improvising and they never actually discussed the house rules before implementing them?
Magnus punches a plate of cookies out of Avi’s hands because those have hazelnuts in them and don’t you know the Director is allergic?? (He didn’t know. Nobody knew. Merle and Taako knew)
Merle starts up some drinking song that nobody on this entire moon has ever heard before but Magnus jumps right in. Taako rolls his eyes but joins in on the chorus. The Director can correctly identify it within two lines.
Lydia and Edward actually have no freaking clue what Dupree is (malformed dragon?) but Merle and Magnus are just “ah yes. A t-rex”
Barry Bluejeans is a fighter but that one mission involving a necromancer he recognized the ritual immediately and made fun of the guy for using an inefficient circle.
it was described as the strongest, holiest spell he ever cast. And it’s Zone of Truth. It compells truth, it REVEALS the TRUTH.
and the Hunger? It started out as a mentality. Dissatisfaction. it evolved into violent greed and, hunger, all as a reaction to the dissatisfaction that came with the meaninglessness of life…
and this Zone of Truth BURNED the hunger, just shredded it. so one could argue that in this, the message was simple. John was wrong. Life isn’t pain, to exist isn’t bad, and things can be good as they are. THAT is the truth. The complete opposite of the Hunger’s birthing ideology.
To exist isn’t horrible. It’s beautiful.
Everyone always notices when Travis uses personal stuff in his character creation, but Justin radiates a fucking staggering amount of big brother energy, and he can’t seem to turn that shit off
Scene: The house is on fire, it’s collapsing around you, what do you do?
Justin: Where’s my little sister?
Scene: The world is ending, the Hunger is here, what do you do?
Justin: Where’s my twin?
This shit is bone deep, yo. He loves his little brothers so much!
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