Griffin giving a perfect rundown of what being a new TAZ fan is like: I see folks recommending this show to other folks all the time and they say like, “You gotta listen to this show, the story goes some places”. I see a lot of people say that it emotionally effects them and, “Oh man I cried so much during this episode”. And then I see *laugh* and then I see somebody else say, “Ah, I’m gunna listen to The Adventure Zone!” and then like a day later it’s like, “I just hit this point in The Adventure Zone where one of them murdered somebody and asked why they got a boner. Are you sure this is the same one?”
kravitz, full skeleton, playing baccarat for a man’s soul with smoke curling out from between his ribs, looks up to see tres horny boys burst into the room on the hunt for a necromancer.
kravitz, stubbing out the cigar: shit, fuck. love, don’t inhale! your lungs! the smoke!
taako: you are the least suave man i’ve ever met, bones. and i know merle. i can’t believe i’m into this.
confused necromancer, currently wagering his soul in a game of cards against the grim reaper, who is apparently boning one of the seven birds: ??????
this looks like a half-finished poster for a wacky 80s comedy where travis is trying to teach justin and griffin to be cool
See I was gonna say a half-finished poster for a wacky 80’s comedy in which Justin and Griffin are trying to kill the others for inheritance money and Travis is completely oblivious to their constant failed Spy vs. Spy-style assassination attempts.
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