black panther au but martin freeman’s character is replaced with maria hill or sharon carter or a wisecracking twelve-year old or an old horny parrot that says marvel’s first “fuck”
@ disney, the parrot can be voiced by alan tudyk. i know he makes you feel safe. it’s okay. it’s not to late to make this small but vital edit.
black panther au where martin freeman’s character is replaced with colonel james rhodes and he’s the perfect counterpoint to killmonger’s worldview with his own experience both being black in america and in the us military specifically AND ALSO maybe shuri can make him even better robo legs???
Shuri would take one look at the War Machine armor and go “What the antiquated fuck is this bullshit?” and like, bang out something better than the Bleeding Edge armor over her lunch break, and when Rhodey looked at it, she’d break into a chorus of “You’re Welcome” from Moana because why the fuck not.
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