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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

“Keep the change.”

Things I love about this:

1) at the time the show was released, that was actually about a $200 000 car, but Kaiba wasn’t old enough to have a Japanese driver’s license and it’s doubtful he met residency requirements for a Californian one. Was the extra $300 000 literally a “don’t call the cops” bribe, did he fuck up the exchange rate, or was he just like “uhhhh what do cars cost”?

2) If you watch the issues he has pulling out: HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. (Of interesting note: we see Jyonouchi, who’s older than Kaiba but still not old enough for a driver’s license, driving with no problem earlier in the series. Things that make you go hmm.)

3) He can’t write his own name in English. That clearly says “Seto Kaifa.”

4) I know the meta answer is “kids in Japan had to have a shot at reading it,” but in-universe: he writes cursive like a fucking third-grader who’s still learning the Palmer method. Seto Kaiba: head of a major corporation, world Duel Monsters champion, reads Nietzsche in the original German, STILL A TEENAGER.

THIS SCENE IS LITERALLY “ALL THE SHIT KAIBA CAN’T DO” AND I LOVE IT FOR THAT.