Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: You have nearly reached your weekly allotted trundling quota. Go easy on the trundling until Monday.

Taurus: Do you see the things bursting from the cracks? The things that seek sunlight of no accord but their own? Your skin is your own prison but dammit it is yours.

Gemini: Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, fuck up anyway and make something up on the fly.

Cancer: Be the change you want to see in the world, the words wont write themselves. Eventually they will though, and you’ll get to see them consume everything in your path, leaving the earth bare and salted.

Leo: It doesn’t matter what you pick but goddammit you have to be something with your entire heart.

Virgo: Paper thin slightly curved panes of glass, layered atop each other as to only barely touch in specific places. The engravings are so fine it would take a lifetime to unravel their meaning.

Libra: After a bloodhound is rendered harmless, it can be safely disassembled for use. Remember: Blind, disable, repurpose.

Scorpio: It bleeds flower petals that harden into sharp scarlet scales. Every scar becomes a razor.

Ophiuchus: There are things that simply cannot be taught. They can only be learned firsthand. Those who have the knowledge understand its importance. Watch how inane advice becomes important.

Sagittarius: Memory weighs down the flow of time like rocks in a stream. Enough rocks in the wrong place can make reality flow back in on itself. 

Capricorn: Answer the Door.

Aquarius: You have time on your side, your possessions do not. Things rot. 

Pisces: Let your mind rest, there will be plenty of time to use it. For now things need space to replenish. 

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