Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram
HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP
Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great
I love this HOWEVER steve does it to sam like twice before sam is like, “you’re just being an asshole aren’t you. captain america is a fucking troll. do you know how much of middle america you’re disappointing right now, steve.” steve gives him a giant shit-eating grin before asking if he’s gonna tell the others and sam just says, “are you kidding this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen; the other day tony almost threw his phone out a window.”
steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative
“with disabilities”? what disability does he have
Seriously?
wait…did people think that Steve was just some skinny dude that was otherwise healthy?
No but guys this goes beyond that if you know about the child hatchery on Coney Island.
Y’all ready for this delightful headcanon?
*crickets*
Ok!
*rubs hands together*
So, in 1903 there was a new attraction set up on Coney Island next to the fair ground. It was known as the “Child Hatchery of Coney Island”.
It was set up by a man called Martin Couney, the protege of Pierre Budin, and it had a wonderful new invention. The Incubator.
The Hatchery was operated as a small hospital-held to the highest standards of the day- specifically dedicated to caring for premature babies born in New York.
Any woman who went into premature birth was brought to Coney Island to delivery and if her baby survived birth it was put in an incubator.
Now the reason they did this on Coney Island was because they wanted to prove it worked. People were sceptical about it, as it was so new and so little was still known about neonatal development. So what better way to show the public that it worked than by making it into a show?
For 25c a ticket people could go and see the tiny tiny babies in their incubators, being cared for and, hopefully, thriving. The babies’ parents weren’t charged for the medical care so all the funding came from ticket sales.
This place ran until 1943 when it was finally closed down.
Steve was born in 1918, and his health issues are primarily lung issues, a very common problem area for premature babies who’s lungs haven’t developed enough.
I refuse to believe that Steve Rogers, the future Captain America, was not a part of this show. In 1918, people paid money to go in and look down on tiny baby Steve, completely unaware that they were looking down at the world’s future protector.
Except maybe a few people in 1943 remember going there, and have a vague memory of all those babies, and the tiniest of them all being called Steve Rogers, and they see the film reels of Captain America… and they wonder.
Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling.
Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. 🙂 Loki: What’s that? Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard? Loki: !!!!!!!!
my favorite part is that nobody questioned Loki surviving that experience. Thor sent him in there with the comfortable confidence of Loki’s cockroach-like ability to cause the apocalypse and sneak out before it got bad, Loki didn’t try to pretend that this was dangerous, absolutely nobody ever commented…
honestly michael b jordan singlehandedly redefined the art hoe look in this sole scene of black panther
an icon! a game-changer! everyone else step tf up!
i think the credit should also go to Black Panther’s costume designer Ruth B. Carter! let’s celebrate the black women that create all the things we love and enjoy.
you are absolutely 100% correct and this is the only comment i’m accepting on this post from now on
A Thor spin-off film where Loki really is dead but he died with a Plan and that plan involves breaking out of the land of the dead and becoming even more goth and unkillable than before, but unfortunately all of Loki’s plans suck, leaving him to ask help from the only person who can help him and the person least likely to. It’s Heimdall, and Marvel NEEDS this high fantasy prison break buddy/arch nemesis comedy, the tagline is something like “they’ll be the death of each other” or like “these gods are conquering death…….if they don’t kill each other first” @ marvel you fuckig cowards listen
Plot Designing 