i know the thor fandom likes to paint loki as the bitchy fashion sibling because it’s so easy but let’s look at the FACTS here ladies….thor:
1.had a godmode reveal in his first movie that involved him transforming into a cool outfit like an anime magical girl
2. took time to blow-dry his hair on the avengers plane while everyone was fighting each other
3. was and continues to be the first one to call loki out on his clothing & grooming choices (”you dress like a witch” “your helmet looks like a cow” “looks a little less greasy than i remember him” etc)
4. wore that slutty poncho in the dark world for no reason
5. the age of ultron outfit. u know the one. with the blazer…and the ponytail
6. dragged hulk’s interior decor for filth in ragnarok
7. cried while getting a haircut like he was a 18-year-old girl receiving a traumatic makeover on america’s text top model
thor is the fashion sibling..accept the truth
meanwhile loki: disappears behind tall collars and long sleeves, wears only black like a true depressed millenial, maybe changes clothes like 5 times per movie but they all still look exactly the same, never washes his hair nor does anything with it except brush behind his ears, just likes pyjamas even when pretending to be the old and angry one-eyed warrior king
the post-credits scene of infinity war 2 is gonna be thor going to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo to commemorate loki he was supposed to get in ragnarök but when it’s done it says ‘loki is the best’ instead of ‘loki was the best’ (in like.. really shitty handwriting) and thor’s like “you’ve made a mistake my good sir” and the tattoo artist’s like “or did i?” and he transforms back into loki and thor’s just
The Real Guardians of the Galaxy: Season 1, Episode 4 – Oh Captain
Peter gets caught trying to steal the map to some ancient treasure from Yondu and the Ravagers and gets locked up for his efforts. When the crew loses contact with Yondu as he’s out retrieving the supposed riches, Peter uses their worry and his wits to try and make it out of this hairy situation unscathed…and maybe a little richer?
I’ve been watching The Real Ghostbusters and I couldn’t stop thinking about how much I liked the look of old 80s cartoons that were animated in Japan lol. So have some dumb shit.
I spent too much time on this shit last night so you guys have to look at it
Spider-Man’s and Deadpool’s thoughts about Batman vs. Superman in Spider-Man/Deadpool #6 (Jun 2016) written by Scott Aukerman, art by Reilly Brown and Ed Mcguinness
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.